Friday, May 17, 2013

100 Tips to Lifeguards

I cannot teach all the lifeguards in the world, but I can make a list of tips and habits that may help them out. It’s pretty random. Some of them don’t even apply directly to life guarding, but rather working in general. As a new guard you might not be able to relate to some of them quite yet, but you will in time.

1.         If you don’t know, go
2.         Make it work
3.         You are in charge, not the guest
4.         If the number of people in the water makes you uncomfortable, call for another guard
5          Your whistle is your best friend
6.         If something someone is doing makes you uncomfortable, blow your whistle at them
7.         Parents do not always watch their children
8.         Children will test you
9.         If someone keeps breaking a rule after being warned several times, give them a timeout
10.       Chlorine kills pee, but you have to clean the poop
11.       Children are tough
12.       Call a supervisor if a guest gets too sassy with you
13.       Build on stone from the very beginning. Make good skills habits
14.       It can happen anytime, anywhere, and to anyone
15.       Minimum wage to save lives doesn’t always rock, but the job pays in other ways
16.       Give misbehaving children the ‘eye’. Sometimes that’s all they need.
17.       Flatten out the hair on a child’s head while measuring them for the slides
18.       Have the child stand up straight with their feet together for measuring
19.       Don’t drop your radio down the slide. At least try not to
20.       A belly flop counts as a dive
21.       Properly wrap and put away your tube
22.       Find the person with the muddy shoes and ask them to take them off
23.       Mops spread dirt. Squeegees clean
24.       Beware the orange bucket
25.       Scan your water
26.       Corners are killers
27.       Children will beat each other with the equipment
28.       Parents will complain about anything and everything
30.       Sometimes singing along with the music helps
31.       Better get over any phobias of blood
32.       Fox40 whistles can’t be overblown
33.       Don’t let the early shifts bring down your awareness
34.       Lots of lifeguards fail Vigilance Awareness Tests. Sometimes they need it
35.       Do not slack
36.       Yes, it is possible for you to do a better job than guards who have been working there longer
37.       Don’t let anything go to your head in the wrong way
38.       Just because you learned CPR doesn’t mean you are going to know it months later
39.       Practice saves, CPR, and first aid on a monthly basis
40.       You are a professional. Act that way
41.       The more stories about emergencies you hear, the better
42.       The trainers should scare the crap out of you
43.       Don’t let the bad slacking habits of another guard rub off on you
44.       Go beyond
45.       A trauma bag is a crash bag
46.       Always treat the water as if someone has put a hundred little kids in the pool who can not swim
47.       Its saves, not rescues, but everyone will know what you are talking about
48.       Don’t scrape the Velcro on the backboards to get the water out. That wares it out
49.       Try not to drown your coworkers
50.       Never tell a kid they are too short for the slides. Say they are not tall enough
51.       Don’t be surprised when you catch yourself saying ten four to someone in person outside of work
52.       You will find yourself scanning random bodies of water and flat surfaces
53.       Free admission to the pool whenever you want is pretty awesome
54.       Swim in the pools every once in a while to see the lifeguards from the swimmer’s point of view
55.       Lifeguard in the water means potential VAT
56.       Its amazing what a bunch of teenagers can do
57.       Know the difference between leadership and sticking your nose where it doesn’t belong
58.       Take the opportunity to help out new lifeguards
59.       Win your coworkers’ respect
60.       Life guarding is a privilege. Don’t abuse it.
61.       Doug is awesome!
62.       Not all your coworkers are going to like you
63.       You aren’t going to like all your coworkers
64.       Don’t let good looking swimmers distract you
65.       Don’t get into any personal detail on incident/accident reports
66.       Just wait its coming
67.       Take a dip in the pool on your break while working outside
68.       If the flow is going the wrong way, then don’t go with it
69.       Never ever let people in the pool if it is unguarded for any reason
70.       Lifeguards are supposed to fallow the rules while swimming at the pool
71.       Sometimes you have to tattle on your coworkers
72.       Your probably going to get weird tan lines
73.       Get a watch
74.       Use your visor or hat while working outdoors
75.       Your whistle can be a good prank (outside of work)
76.       Make friends
77.       When a guest asks you to do something for them while you are on stand, call a supervisor to help and explain how you can never stop paying attention to your water
78.       Its okay to have a mini heart attack on your first save
79.       Don’t wear your uniform to bed. At least not every night
80.       Never trust the radio bags
81.       Get fin socks and avoid athlete’s foot
82.       Enforce swim lesson rules to the child who breaks them while the instructor isn’t looking
83.       Its a good thing to be whistle-happy
84.       Hold your tube with two hands
85.       Try not to get a whistle chewing habit
86.       Get an insulated water bottle
87.       Children sometimes listen to the lifeguards better than their parents
88.       You can still be a good lifeguard without being obsessed with the job
89.       Shoot for Golden Guard
90.       Never trust any flotation device with a child. Not even life jackets
91.       Do not, do not, and do not pick at your tube
92.       Always make sure your seal easy is blown up and your butt pack has gloves
93.       Health violation means poop, throw up, or anything else gross
94.       We don’t swim in your toilette, so don’t pee in our pool
95.       Saying “no running” is more affective than “walk”
96.       Our goal is to keep the guest safe and happy
97.       You will be audited
98.       Go to in-service
99.       Lifeguard training is only the beginning
100.     Life guarding is a ton of fun

3 comments:

  1. Love it, using it to make a 'training' life guard book for my guards to read when no one is in the pool

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  2. I just failed a drill today and I'm really looking to improve. Does anyone have any tips?

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